Over 150 lost collectible item descriptions from the game De Mambo!

Released in 2017, De Mambo is a Smash Bros-like indie game that was birthed in a hotel lobby by three people who’d never made a game before.

An update to add more content was never released, which would’ve included a ton of collectibles all with written descriptions.

These item descriptions are funny, stupid and very bizarre. I hope you have as much fun reading them as I had writing them.